Procrastination, baking station.
Satisfy your insides with a sweet cinnamon scroll.
Refresh that cenno home page,
You're now living off the dole.
Drink filter coffee out of Dad’s chilled beer glass.
Don’t contribute to uni discussion boards, they’re a pain in the ass.
Writing weekly budgets to make you feel more in control of money.
Then skip down to Copperhead to spend what you have left on Archie Rose Gin, Tonic & Lime.
Convince yourself and others, you’re simply doing fine.
But look, your bank account is negative 15,
and it has felt that way since you were a pre-teen.
Westpac charges overdrawn amounts these days, didn’t you know?
Just leave the bloody country quickly,
With cheap 400€ flights directly to Milan- it seems that’s the only way to go.
Sing-a-long with your main boy John Mayer as he serenades your soul.
Remembering that your voice doesn’t sound too bad with his and that,
you should now google piano chords to, 'slow dancing in a burning room.'
Then waste two hours re-teaching yourself to play.
Time has passed again, and again nothing has been done.
Mumma said when these things happen it’s best to clear your head, go for a short run.
Autumn is too beautiful in Australia oh how much you’d forgot.
Pick the purple flowers off tree’s as your sprint past,
place them in a pot.
Oh, my god, is it actually 10:09pm?
Found myself on Youtube again to pass the time,
Updating IOS on my computer means I can’t work on that assessment anyway.
Forget the stress.
This poem is just another way I like to procrastinate.
Don’t worry guys.
I’ll just start the assignment on Monday.
Written while researching the internet for my first web coms assignment (which I later failed so lol)